Buckle Up: Santa Claus is Coming to Your Holiday Party

Buckle up folks, it's time for the school holiday party. And nothing is more dangerous than teachers gone wild.

If Secret Santa exchanges are the sunny side of holiday celebrations in New York City Public schools, regular ole’ dirty little Secrets come out at night. Over the course of three annual Christmas parties, I’ve heard more inappropriate stories, seen more compromising positions on the dance floor and taken down more green and red colored beers than I (in accordance with my union contract) would like to admi